is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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