He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
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