Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
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