So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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