youre lurking in front of me
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
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