is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
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