I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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