either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
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