Yo dont text me then not text me
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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