): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
