Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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