So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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