: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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