so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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