She announced her abortion via fbk
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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