I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
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