i can't believe i had my finger in that
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
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