Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Too much gin, very little bucket
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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