I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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