And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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