I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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