i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
