i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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