How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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