"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
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