he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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