i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
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