okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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