you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
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