ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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