Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
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