yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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