This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Randomize
