And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
nutella sex= disaster
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
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