Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
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