Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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