I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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