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just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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