i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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