there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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