Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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