How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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