I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
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