Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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