big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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