We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
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