i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
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