How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
