is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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