do herpes really smell.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
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