haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
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