So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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